Career change

From kindergarten through second grade, Tommy repeatedly announced  his desire to become a librarian when he grows up.

How sweet. For a love of books and learning?

“Because I get to tell people to be quiet.”

Apparently this power was no longer enough for him. I stared open-mouthed when Tommy proclaimed in third grade that he wanted to join the Army. Until he specified,

“The clone army.”

God bless Star Wars.


He could get Grandpa to buy him anything he wants, right now

It’s 10:00 and Reid just woke up. He has a cold and he’s also having a hard time adjusting to the new schedule – he naps, and then he can’t go to sleep at night, and then he gets up late, and then he won’t nap and he’s exhausted by 7:00…

Anyway, he just woke up and I asked him (as I always do), “What did you dream about?”

“Darth Vader was chasing me.”

“Oh no! Were you scared?”

“No.”

“Really? I would have been scared.”

“Grandpa was holding my hand.”