I was watching an episode of 16 & Pregnant when the kids came home from school. I decided to go ahead and finish watching, figuring it’s not too bad and they weren’t really paying attention anyway. Until the newborn cried, and 6-year-old Colleen made a beeline for the TV.

“Aw, a baby, he’s so cute! She’s so lucky!”

“Well, actually, she’s only 16, so she probably doesn’t feel very lucky.”

Colleen was incredulous. “You can have a baby at 16??? I can’t wait to get pregnant!”

Colleen is no longer allowed to leave the house.