Apparently, orange is sufficiently macho

Last week, Reid and I took a visit to the dentist. This was only his second time getting his teeth cleaned, and he wasn’t nervous about it at all. Based on the older kids, I don’t think the real fear of the dentist kicks in until the first time they have to have a flouride treatment or bitewing X-rays. Up until then, it’s just “Let me count those pretty teeth. Do you want to play with my special water gun? What a big boy you are!”

Reid was so relaxed that they actually took him and me in for our cleanings at the same time. As the hygienist was torturing me, I could hear Reid charming all the ladies in the next room. Of course, he was done before I was (his teeth are smaller in both number and size). So I was still in mid-cleaning, mouth full of implements, when they brought Reid out into the hallway to get his post-appointment swag.

I listened to him choose which color toothbrush he wanted, and pick a sticker from the rack. Then the receptionist led him over to the toy treasure chest and told him he could choose something. He rooted around, and I heard him come up exclaiming, “Bubbles!”

Then I heard this, “Oh, you want bubbles? Okay, but that’s a pink bottle. That’s a girl color. Let’s put that back and get you a different color, one for boys.”

The hygienist must have thought she did something really wrong, because I started screaming, “No! No! There is no such thing as ‘boy colors’ and ‘girl colors’! All the colors are for everyone!”

But since there were about three dental tools and a hose in my mouth at the time, it sounded like, “Naaah! Naaah! Thar nan finks be kras and grr kras! Aw kras fo ebery n!”

So nobody knew why I was absolutely losing my mind, and they continued blithely on. Reid ended up with an orange bottle of bubbles. I finished my cleaning (the dentist told me I was a very good girl). We checked out and I somehow managed not to smack the receptionist either physically or verbally.

But I know that the next time this discussion comes up in our house o’ many boys – as it does on a weekly basis – Reid will bring up this independent confirmation that boys can’t like pink. And year after year of Mommy telling you something can’t defeat one stranger offhandedly confirming that the opposite is true.

2 thoughts on “Apparently, orange is sufficiently macho

  1. I’m sorry, did you not know that pink makes you gay, want to wear dresses, and want to become a homemaker? Did you miss the memo?