Last night Cat was reading to me while I showered and then followed me into my bedroom while I dressed. All of a sudden her dramatic reading of Fancy Nancy came to a screeching halt and I looked up to find her staring at my (naked) body.

“Mommy, you have a very large behiney,” she stated.

“Yes, Cat, I do. Thanks for noticing.”

“No really Mom, it’s big.”

“Yes Cat and thank you for keeping me from getting a big head.”

“Well its too late for me to keep you from getting a big BUTT.”